Harcos Laboratories Goes Nuclear with New Energy Powders
Published by Wonacott Communications on February 3, 2010 in Client News.
‘Press Release: Harcos Laboratories Goes Nuclear with New Energy Powders’.
SANTA MONICA, Calif. - Feb. 3, 2010 - The mad scientists behind the award-winning Mana Energy Potion, its follow-up, Health Energy Potion, and the world’s first synthetic blood drink, Blood Energy Potion, have given their company a new moniker - and the world a new product. The recently renamed Harcos Laboratories today introduced Nuclear Energy Powder, a caffeinated candy available in three “radioactive” flavors: Plutonium Pear, Uranium Yellowcake and Radium Raspberry Lemonade.
“Nuclear Energy Powder is a delicious way to avoid a meltdown,” said Aaron Rasmussen, co-founder and vice president of marketing, Harcos Laboratories. “And yes, yellowcake actually tastes like cake: This cake is not a lie. What better way to get through your day than with the power of delicious nuclear energy?”
Packaged in a re-sealable test tube for maximum containment of the che
mical compound that makes Nuclear Energy Powder so effective, each fuel rod offers 90mg of caffeine that can be taken throughout the day, though Harcos Laboratories recommends taking the 8 gram dose of energy powder over the course of an hour for optimal effectiveness. The sweet and tangy powder won’t cause any of the rumored effects of radiation - including hair loss and/or death - but does leave behind a cool streak of color on the tongue. With a suggested MSRP of $1.99 per .3 oz tube, Nuclear Energy Powder is available now from http://www.nukeyourself.com and at retailers nationwide, including Hot Topic.
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